Thursday, January 7, 2010

Another GOTY?!?!

So, I was lounging on the human's couch, thinking about what I could buy on e-bay with the human's credit card and pondering a little snooze, when this thing appeared beside me. Now, mind you, I was comfy, nearly ready to take a little snooze when this thing broke my peace and quiet. Now, Kailey, as she asked to be called, was wearing a tank style blue dress with ruffles and flowers. Ruffles. And. Flowers. /Gag. She cheerfully introduced herself to me as "Kailey, the GOTY for 2003" and announced that she comes from California. So that explained the weird outfit and the hemp shoes. (In my opinion, hemp is only good for smoking.) Probably explains the perky too. Well, I just didn't get it. Here I am wearing two shirts, some jeans, and the human's favorite blanket, and I'm STILL freezing my ass off. This girl, however, was perfectly happy to be wearing what looks like a bathing suit cover-up. How a person can wear that and be perky when it's 19 degrees Fahrenheit and has been snowing non-stop for 24 hours, I'll never understand. I guess that's the way it is with those GOTY types. After all, Mia wears that stupid pink sweater all summer long, and she never seems to be too warm, even when I'm stripped down to my underwear and sweating like a whore in church. Whatever. 

So I tortured some of the other dolls into giving me some more information about this new comer. Turns out she's here to stay! Bloody hell. Like I needed another one of those GOTY types cramping my style. All I have to say is bitch better stay out of the cookies. They're mine. Period.